A New Book from Mark Apel

DREAM RECEIPTS by Mark Apel

Last year a thought came to my mind. I had the thought that I could give myself permission to go somewhere in my mind. I could look around, have a meal, jot something down, and come home. So I did.

What emerged was Dream Receipts. This book is a poetry travelogue of hallucinated journeys to Japan. Dream Receipts explores themes of escapism, depression, faith, shadows, daylight, night terrors, daydreaming, and the surreal beauty of an imagined Japan.

I am really proud of it and I would love it if you gave it a read. It is available on Amazon and Kobo. You can also find it on Goodreads and add it to your reading list.

I thank each of you for your support along the way. Thanks for all of you who have joined this list or "bought me a coffee." Your support has helped me to create Dream Receipts. It means a lot, so thank you.

Mark Apel

Two Reasons I Bought A Kindle Paperwhite & A Big Thank You

BIG NEWS THANKS TO YOU!

I have some big news to share thanks to you. This past week I sent off my manuscript to my editor. Just that sentence alone feels like a milestone worth celebrating!

Getting an editor costs money, and thanks to you guys who have bought me digital coffees and others who have supported me through other avenues, I was able to send this thing off to be combed over and red-penned. I just want to give a huge shout-out to those who have supported me this far. I have had a dream for a long time to finish a novel and put it out there. So, thanks for every kind word and cent you have sent my way. Your generosity means more than you can even know!

I said it on Instagram already, but I have never been more excited to be told what I have done wrong. I am eager to get these edits back, make the story better, and take on the next steps to get it into your Kindles, phones, and hands.

THE AMAZON KINDLE PAPERWHITE

Speaking of Kindles, I mentioned a few emails ago that I would give a few reasons why I bought a new Kindle Paperwhite and how it has been using it.

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When we were dating, Lauren bought me a Kindle 3G. She is a good gift giver. (I gave her socks and a candle. So, yeah.) This device is a beast with its built-in 3G network and physical keyboard. I used it lightly but never committed to buying and reading ebooks that often. And now they are phasing out the 3G network for these devices. (We all get old.)

During the first part of the Covid lock-down, I bought a new battery for this Kindle 3G and started reading ebooks on self-publishing. The experience was fresh for me and I loved the novelty of reading on the eink screen. I noticed that my motivation to read increased alongside my actual reading speed. I found myself wanting to pick up the device and use it. Once I started reading, I stuck around longer and longer, getting through books faster and faster.

I am a slow reader. On top of that, I was recently diagnosed with a mild case of OCD, which I will hopefully share more on in the future. This OCD causes a lot of weird ticks for me while reading, slowing me down incredibly sometimes. When we had our baby, my ability to read at night got shortened and my book light felt way too bright and awkward with a fresh baby in the room. With all of that in mind, here are my two main reasons for buying an e-reader.

Side note: If you are interested in e-readers, but don't like supporting Amazon, there is also Kobo. Kobo is a Canadian company producing high-quality e-readers and has a great online book store. Had it not been for the amazing deal Amazon sent my way, I probably would have made the switch.

1. NIGHT READING

If you are unaware, most Kindles and Kobos come with a back-lit screen that lets you read in dark places. The Kindle Oasis, the top-of-the-line Kindle, even has a warm light feature that reduces eye strain at night. Super swanky. I went with the Paperwhite because it would allow me to read at night at a way cheaper price. The Paperwhite starts at $129 while the Oasis starts at $279. While the Oasis looks and feels like a premium device, my goal was to read more books, primarily at night, and I could do that cheaper by going with the Paperwhite.

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2. FASTER READING

Once I received the Paperwhite, I immediately bought Klara and The Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro and read it in a week. (Such a good book. If you have read it, please tell me what you thought of the ending.) On the first day, I read 84 pages. Some of you are way faster readers than me, but for me, these were signs I had made a good investment. I am now reading faster and in a more ideal setting. WIN-WIN

I've mentioned this before, but I think the best tool, a lot of times, is a new tool. A new tool is begging for us to pick it up and learn how to use it. While I think paper books are wonderful and here to stay, I think there is something special about this tiny electronic device with its E Ink screen that makes me want to use it.

So, if you have been on the fence about snagging an e-reader, I say go for it. Save up a little money or add it to a Christmas list. Amazon runs sales often, so maybe wait until it drops and then jump on it. If your goal is to read more and buy books at a cheaper price, you can't go wrong. Hope this helps and happy reading!

How I Wrote My First Novel & Did Everything Wrong

It came to me in a dream. It is a bit cliche, but the idea for my first novel came to me in a dream. And like all good dreams, it made no sense. It took place in a friend’s old apartment. It was dark, and some sort of man/fish/alien was waiting for me in a La-Z-Boy recliner.

That was the spark. I started messing around with this idea of a sci-fi adventure story that took place in one of the most magical places on this great planet...Galveston, Texas. I grew up going to Galveston. In elementary school, I was a part of a class trip to Galveston, where we spent multiple days learning its history and eating cheap seafood. Naturally, this would be the backdrop to my first novel. It just felt right.

I have been writing this book for over eleven years and it started with a lot of initial energy. The words came fast and once I finished the first chapter, that was it. Stalled. I would attempt the second and couldn’t get it right. The problem was, I didn't know what I was doing.

“Plotter” Versus “Pantser”

The idea of being a “plotter” versus a “pantser” never crossed my mind in these early days. I was just trying to write something good, fun, and readable. My problem was I would start writing different parts of the novel, forget what I wrote, and create even worse problems for myself down the line. I even had some characters with two different names. I needed to find a way to structure my story without losing the freedom to discover along the way.

As I am sure they have targeted you with these same ads, I saw a video for a Masterclass from James Patterson. I knew his name, but to this day I have never read his books. (Ok, one time I bought one of his books second-hand and couldn’t get into it.) But I took a chance and spent some money on my first writing class and it was worth every penny. It was like being in school again, but it didn’t suck.

One of the most valuable things I learned from James was his way of outlining a book. Until this point I was writing by the seat of my pants, i.e. “pantser.'' But this Masterclass taught me how to take some time and actually build out a story. It was simple: Write “scene one” and underneath that, write a brief description of what you thought might happen, followed by scene two and so on. I put my big ideas down on paper and could see where my plot holes were. I still consider myself a discovery writer, figuring out the story as I go, but outlining a story gave me a trellis for my creative vines to push against.

So I plugged away on my computer trying to create chapters in Google Docs on my Macbook. There were many days that the desire to write was so strong, but I would sit down to only feel creatively dry, distracted, and confused about what I was even doing. Imposter Syndrome is a real thing and I would feel it deeply when I sat down to write. I feel it now as I am writing this, knowing that you might actually read it and figure out that I am an idiot!

A New Tool Is The Best Tool

Here is something I have learned about creating stuff. Sometimes, the best tool is a new tool. It was a few years ago that I found myself in this creative limbo. And again, I got targeted by an ad for a distraction-free writing device called the Freewrite by Astrohaus. It is a beautiful device with a hefty price tag that I wrote about here if you care to read it. In that same article, I talk about a cheaper alternative to the Freewrite, the Alphasmart Neo, upon which I am typing this very article. I found one on eBay for around $30 shipped. As soon as it arrived, I started typing away and could not stop. My novel went from around 15,000 words to around 45,000 within a matter of weeks. It’s hard to remember the exact numbers now, but I was writing between 2,500 to 4,000 words a day, multiple days in a row on this little machine. It was incredible. This electronic typewriter would sit on my desk and beg to be typed on. Our brains love new ways to complete tasks, so if you ever feel stuck, consider coming at it from a different angle with an ax instead of a hammer. The Alphasmart has changed the way I write and made this novel a reality.

A Finished Draft

So this brings me up today. I now have a finished book, and let me tell you that is a feeling like no other. Regardless of how long it took, to have finished a project that felt so lofty feels good. I am currently in the editing phase of this book. I have had a handful of people read it as beta readers and report back with some great feedback. (You know who you are, and you are outstanding.) I have an editor picked out and I am excited to have her editing skills on my side.

Making Mistakes And Taking Names

Recently, I commissioned a book cover from a professional book cover designer. I got the final proof a couple of weeks ago and it's exciting to have something to look at that represents this book. They say don’t judge a book by its cover, but we all do and it is very important to have something eye-catching. Here is something I did wrong. I spent some money on a book cover, knowing it would push me to get this book into the world. My mistake was, without the book professionally edited, I don’t know my final word count. This also means that my spine width for the book is yet to be determined, which has halted the process entirely. Smooth move, dude! These are the lessons I am learning and I love learning them. Making mistakes, while super frustrating, is actually super rewarding. As I am getting ready to write my second book in this series, I knew first to start with a basic outline. Thank you, Mr. Patterson. I got my main ideas down so that when I sat down to write, I could let the story go where it needed to go with a foundation to press against along the way. I also know to get the sequel edited before I put a pretty cover on it! Seems obvious now, but at the moment, I thought I was a genius.

In Conclusion

Despite the mistakes along the way, I am more than happy to find myself at this stage in the novel-writing and publishing process. I am learning new things every day about gaining an audience and how to market books online. I feel like a phony every single day, knowing the world will look behind the curtain and see me making a fool of myself. And I guess that is exactly what I want: To learn about this industry, publish this book, and for people to see me as the idiot I really am.

Reading ebooks and buying your friends a coffee.

Hello Friends and Readers,

I hope each of you is doing well. There is a lot going on in the world right now and my wife and I are counting our health and safety as an extreme blessing.

I have a few new things in my life and thought I’d share.

In May, Lauren gave birth to our beautiful daughter. Every cliche about a dad and his daughter is true and I feel all of them deeply. Our girl is a miracle and a gift. Our days consist of staring at her and then getting little bits of work done here and there. It is all a joy.

A couple of weeks ago, I got an email from Amazon letting me know that my Kindle 3 Keyboard with built-in 3G was being phased out. Amazon, being the marketing geniuses they are, sent me a coupon for $70 off a new Kindle Paperwhite or Oasis plus $25 for ebooks. I jumped on the deal and am now a proud owner of a new Kindle Paperwhite. In a couple of weeks, I will send a more in-depth review on why I made this decision and how reading on the Kindle has been a dream. Also, I just read Klara and The Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro and not only was it a beautiful book, but it may be the quickest I have ever made it through a book. (I’m a slow reader.) Have any of you read this book yet?

​To be more streamlined and writing focused, I recently converted my copywriting website into an author site. I hope you dig it. I will update this blog soon with the aforementioned Kindle update and an article on how I started writing my novel and where it is now. It feels good to give things a bit of a freshening up now and then. I hope you like the new look.​

An additional feature you can access through my site is “Buy Me A Coffee.” Sounds weird and why can’t Mark buy his own darn coffee? I saw another author do this and thought I'd try it for myself. BMAC is a simple site for creatives to fund their projects. Instead of creating a Kickstarter or a Patreon membership with different tiers of support, you can now support my writing by giving as little as it costs to buy me a cup of coffee. This money will all go to getting my self-published novel off of the ground and into the hands of readers like you! Thank you in advance for anything you may give!

I hope each of you have a really encouraging week and you find some time to read something good. Always feel free to respond to me in the comments below with what you are currently reading or any other thought you might have!

​Much love,
Mark

My Top 5 Books & How They’ve Influenced My Writing

Lauren and I were recently talking about the Accelerated Reader programs we had in elementary school and how awesome they were. I remember trying to read the shortest books with the highest amount of points. I wasn’t a big reader when I was younger. I think Lauren read Dunewhen she was seven years old or something. Different approaches to the same game.

I started thinking about reading and when everything changed for me. There was a definite moment in my childhood where something started to click when it came to books. I thought I’d share with you all my top five favorite books and they each influenced me as a reader and writer. (This is my top five now, it will probably change next week...but not by much.)

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NO. 1

Ender’s Game ‑ Orson Scott Card

This was the change. It was seventh or eighth grade and we had just finished reading a book that I cant even remember the title because it was so boring. My teacher brought out a cardboard box full of fresh books. I was discouraged. I couldn’t subject my distracted middle school mind to another prairie story. She said today we are going to start reading a sci‑fi novel. Ender’s Game. I thought it was going to be cheesy at first. Everything changed for me once I stepped into the battle room with Ender. If you have read this book, you get it. For me, it was the most imaginative thing I had ever read. But at the same time, it was the most like-minded thing I had ever read. It felt like a game I had always wanted to play. It reflected the countless games we had invented in our back yard throwing pines and tagging each other except with lasers and zero gravity. I was hooked. I can still vividly see that room. After I finished Ender’s Game I understood the power of reading. At least a little bit. I didn’t turn into an avid reader over night, but something clicked in me because of that book. Orson Scott Card has a unique ability to write sort of “flat” characters into interesting social dilemmas that bring out their true self. His ability to pose a problem and then find a solution has definitely shaped the way I think about plot. If you haven’t ever read Ender’s Game, do it. There are several books in this series and if you like inventive SCI‑FI its a must!

NO. 2

The Catcher In The Rye ‑ J.D. Salinger

This may be my favorite book of all time. Although, I do find it funny that this book finds its way onto some middle school reading lists. It's a little PG for that age I think, but to each their own. Catcher changed so much for me as a reader and writer because I constantly felt like Salinger was breaking all of the rules. It felt as if Holden was saying the things that we only wished we were bold enough to say. I think this is why people love Holden. He is smart, reckless, arrogant, and a bit unorthodox. What I was never able to shake was Salinger’s mastery over the first person perspective. The way we see the world through Holden’s brain felt like listening to family members telling stories over the breakfast table. As the years go by those stories change and shift. It's unreliable, but it’s perfect. There is a moment in CITR that Holden mentions being a deaf‑mute that I loved. Pardon the language...it’s Holden Caulfield.

“I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf‑mutes. That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody. If anybody wanted to tell me something, they'd have to write it on a piece of paper and shove it over to me. They'd get bored as hell doing that after a while, and then I'd be through with having conversations for the rest of my life. Everybody'd think I was just a poor deaf‑mute bastard and they'd leave me alone . . . I'd cook all my own food, and later on, if I wanted to get married or something, I'd meet this beautiful girl that was also a deaf‑mute and we'd get married. She'd come and live in my cabin with me, and if she wanted to say anything to me, she'd have to write it on a piece of paper, like everybody else”

I lifted that idea and wrote a short and maybe trite story of my own while in college. It’s titled “Eugene” and if you are interested you can read it here.

If you haven’t ever read any Salinger I strongly suggest this book or Nine Stories, which may be the best book of short stories ever written.

NO. 3

Nine Horses ‑ Billy Collins

I think one book that I have left off this that will probably make the honorable mentions list is Walt Whitman’s Leaves of Grass. I used to carry that book everywhere with me in hopes that I would find some remote place with a cozy shade tree to kick my shoes off underneath and read a few poems. That didn't really ever happen. But Whitman was my first true love when it came to poetry. I had a few flings with Seuss and Silverstein, but nothing as significant as Whitman. But then entered a simple voice. I heard someone reference this Billy Collins and was hooked after reading his poem “Litany.” I’ll admit that I didn’t understand the sarcasm of the poem until I heard him read it. I think what Collins taught me is that humor has a place in serious poetry. I have always thought that if you can make someone laugh, then you have their trust. Collins captures trust easily. His no‑nonsense invite to the reader is simple, yet so hard to reproduce. (Believe me, I have tried. I still try all of the time.) His book Nine Horses was the first of his I purchased. He does an intro to every book and instead of a typical “about the book” preface, he writes a poem. It's like a warning for the reader. A “here is what I am about to do,” kind of thing. Check out his poem “Night Letter To The Reader” to see how Collins simplifies his goal as a poet into simply wanting to show you something. Reading Collins showed me that it is ok to write something that isn’t coded or trying to trick the reader. From that point on, my goal with my poetry has been to simply show and make connections that maybe the reader hasn’t already made for themselves.

NO. 4

Kafka On The Shore ‑ Haruki Murakami

Ok, this is a weird one. A friend of mine told me his favorite writer was Haruki Murakami. I had no idea of who that was. He said if you ever read his novels to start with Kafka On The Shore. It is like the Ok Computer entry into Radiohead. It wasn’t their first, but for some reason it is the best place to start. Kafka On The Shore reads like someone is trying to tell their dream in extreme detail. A dream that spans the course of a few weeks. It has been long enough now that I don’t remember all of the craziness that is this book. But I remember when I finished it I knew I had stumbled upon something unique and great. Most of Murakami’s work is like this for me. It has showed me that you can write whatever you want. Anything. No matter how weird or inconsistent.

This book opens with a scene where kids get sort of abducted by aliens or something and then it is never mentioned again in the story, And for some reason it works and makes the story that much more interesting to me. He even uses Colonel Sanders as a prominent character in this novel as well. Yes, the chicken Colonel Sanders. Somehow it works just fine. The story with Murakami goes something like this: He was in his thirties at a pro baseball game in Japan and had the thought that he wanted to write a novel. So he did. That is it. Within years he had become one of Japan’s most well known modern writers if not the the most well know Japanese writer. His life and his stories have taught me to never doubt myself when I have a new idea and desire to do something. Just do it. No matter how weird it is.

Disclaimer: Haruki Murakami tends to write a decent amount of sexuality into his work. If this is triggering in any way you might move on to something else.

NO. 5

The Brothers K ‑ David James Duncan

If there is anything I have learned from David James Duncan it is that there will always be someone better than you writing books you could only dream of writing. Another buddy of mine said this was his favorite book. I trust his literary tastes and had to give it a shot. About halfway through, I knew this was probably going to be my new favorite book of all time. The story centers around a family and each of the children of this family. The father is a minor league baseball pitcher who is a bit washed up and trying to find his pitching arm again. I found myself looking up video after video on YouTube after each chapter to learn more about different baseball pitches and what they look like. One thing Duncan does so well is build an entire novel on little moments, He shows these deeply flawed, multi‑dimensional characters living out these small moments together that in the end combines into the best book ever written. It seems almost as if character is more important than plot to Duncan. Or that he builds such dynamic characters that no matter where the plot goes the story will be fine. There is a super random scene with an otter in this book that almost made me cry. (I don’t cry when I read so that is a big deal.) Duncan snuck that scene in there and it nearly broke me. Read this book. Today.

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Hatchet - Gary Paulsen
I remember reading this book in the back of a car with a book light all the way to my grandparents. Incredible.

Leaves of Grass - Walt Whitman
This was his only work that he continued to add onto throughout his life. Poems to read include: “When I Heard The Learned Astronomer,” “Song of Myself,” and “O Me, O Life!”

The Goblet of Fire - J.K. Rowling
I think it was this book in the series that I accepted that JK Rowling is a genius. I, to this day, do not understand how she was able to build a world that was so huge and believable based on magic and wizards. Incredible.

Nine Stories - J.D. Salinger
In my opinion, this is the best book of short stories ever.

Austerlitz - W.G. Sebald
Sebald's prose is the most beautiful.

The Freewrite, The Alphasmart, and Distraction-Free Writing

I like writing. And it’s not just story building or making boring things slightly more interesting. Sometimes it’s just the typing. The clicking and clacking of getting things done. I recently told my wife that I think the best thing about old technology is the way it feels and sounds. Think typewriters and rotary dial phones. The way it sounds to set the phone back in the cradle. The way radios crackle as you spin the dial and pass through several channels in a second.

The beauty of modern technology is that you can have access to so many different things using only one device. Even now I am typing this out into google docs using my iPhone 6. It’s brilliant and amazing what all we can accomplish just from our phones while commuting, eating lunch, or for me as I sit here waiting to renew my vehicle registration. I am number A176 and only two numbers away. So I may have to duck out of this for a second and come back to it.

The Freewrite from Astrohaus. So sleek. So Nice.

The Freewrite from Astrohaus. So sleek. So Nice.

I recently saw an ad on Instagram for a new laptop word processor claiming to be distraction-free. I liked how this sounded. The product was the Freewrite by Astrohaus and the more I dug the more I wanted this thing. The Freewrite is a designated space for writing. It doesn’t check your email, receive phone calls, or push notifications letting you know your crops are ready to be harvested. You type and letters appear on its e-ink screen, and that's it. Well not really, but sort of. The product is so basic that it almost feels incomplete. With its ability to sync your writing over a wifi network, the Freewrite is a great machine for writers. I have been working on my first novel for several years now, and my biggest struggle apart from procrastination has been distraction. The beauty of a computer is the ability to research just one tab over. But for many, research can lead to mindless scrolling on Facebook. I catch myself doing it all the time. But with a machine like the Freewrite, all you can do is write. Seriously you should look it up. If you are a writer, it is definitely something to consider.

The more I looked into the Freewrite the more I kept hearing about another product. Let me say this, there is a huge downside to the Astrohaus Freewrite. Price. It is so expensive. Right now, as I am writing this, Astrohaus is offering the original Freewrite for $499. Here is the thing, if I had that money to buy it, I totally would. But I have been saving up money for a new laptop for a while, and that price point is halfway to a new Mac. You can buy some brand new non-mac laptops for that same price. Other people feel the same way as I do. As I watched video after video about the Freewrite, I kept seeing this other product called an Alphasmart by Renaissance Learning. It looked pretty basic and weird and I wrote it off at first. But many beta users of the Freewrite said that after some writing sessions on the Freewrite, that they prefer their Alphasmart Neo over it.

What is an Alphasmart Neo? Great question. The Alphasmart products were designed by a couple of ex-Apple dudes looking to provide students a great way to learn typing and to work on writing. It was a tool built for the classroom. Quickly, writers of all ages realized what they had built was the ultimate portable, distraction-free laptop. The more I watched videos on this thing I realized how amazing it was. The product itself is pretty basic. It records keystrokes and later you can import those keystrokes into text via a USB cable. It wasn’t the product that initially roped me in, but the experience. I needed something to get me out of my writing funk, a way to unplug and plug away at the story. Many of the videos I watched spoke to this experience. No notifications, no temptations, just a blinking cursor on a small led screen and your story.

So here is what is crazy. From what I have read, these machines cost around $200 back in the day. That’s a lot of money per unit when you think of schools buying these across the country, but the reason I share this is to explain to you the build quality of the Alphasmart Neos. They are really well-made and great to use typewriters. But now you can get an Alphasmart Neo 2, which is the last model they ever made, from eBay anywhere between $20 and $30. With a little for shipping, you can have a distraction-free writing tool for around $35. Now compare that to the Astrohaus Freewrite. The Freewrite is so swanky and sleek, but I don’t think it is worth the $500 when there are products still available for purchase like the Alphasmart Neo 2. (Astrohaus just released the Freewrite Traveler which you can preorder for $329 on indiegogo, but will eventually retail at $599.) I do think that an Alphasmart is probably going to wear out faster than a Freewrite. Also, the Freewrite comes with new technology and support whereas the Alphasmart parent company no longer is making these products. But still, for $35. Shoot. Such a steal.

So, I bought one. It shipped quickly and the thing is practically brand new. I wrote around 3000 words within the first twenty-four hours of owning it. Once it arrived I found myself wanting to get away and write for a bit. Sometimes 250 words, sometimes 2500 words. Since my purchase of the Alphasmart Neo 2, I have written around 15,000 words.

My Alphasmart Neo 2 in all of its glory.

My Alphasmart Neo 2 in all of its glory.

So let’s talk about this thing. The Alphasmart has a full-sized keyboard with keys that feel and sound amazing. They aren’t the same as the Cherry MX keys on the Freewrite, but it still has a very gratifying typewriter feel. Sometimes, when I am walking by it on my desk, I stop and type something like, ”Hello, this is Mark Apel. How are you?” just so I can hear the keys clack a bit. The machine is thin and easy to put into a backpack, which means taking advantage of a twenty minute break to get a few words down is super easy and convenient.

With the Alphasmart, you have eight writing files that are easily accessed by the click of a button. You can do your own research on exact word counts, but the thing holds a lot of words. The files store to the device itself and you can access more than just the eight quick files, by clearing and loading them into the quick file buttons. This has proved pretty great for writing a novel. I love being able to bounce around to the different chapters I am working on with the click of a button.

When your done writing, you plug in the Alphasmart to your computer via USB and once you have an open document, simply click “send” and the thing starts typing your document up for you at the speed of your choice. The Alphamart runs on three double-a batteries, and many people who have been using there Alphasmarts for years have never changed the batteries. The battery life is unparalleled when you compare it to a laptop computer or even the Astrohaus Freewrite.

I really just wanted to write this to tell anyone listening that if you love to write and sometimes struggle with the white blank page of Google docs or Microsoft word, try starting your draft on a machine that was designed for that very thing. Writing. Get away from your phone, computer and the internet and let your mind write the story for a bit. For $35 dollars, how could you go wrong?

“Now serving A176.”

Gotta go. They just called my number.

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